A Baby Gremlin – The Doctor Begins to Swear

“Bad news for the Doctor”, said Harriet. “He will not be happy”.

“The Doctor was sure Mike the Gremlin worked alone”. But look what Cleo just dragged into the yard.

baby gremlin
A Baby Gremlin

“&#%!@? $#&^@! ?*^#$@ !$%#*! ……….. !”

“I had to step back, it shocked me so. I never suspected the Doctor could swear like this:

Darn! Confound it! Sugar! Jiminy Cricket! Doggone it! Golly! Gee whiz! Heck! Dang nabbit!

On behalf of my very best friend, I want to apologize to all of you for his poor judgment, heinous vulgarity, as well for his bad taste, foul mouth and inexcusable, ungentlemanly behavior. Never before have I heard such filth come from his beakless mouth. I’ll leave a bar of soap in his big nest tonight; he’ll know what to do with it.

In Summary:

1. I denounce the Doctor’s vulgarity in the strongest terms. OK, I’ll say it. “Foowy”!

2. The second gremlin complicates the Doctor’s plan. The Plan must be changed, making the entire operation more complicated. We will probably need some Cricetulus griseus (rare Chinese hamsters).

3. We need Chi Ho Chung.


About Harriett Raptor

Eight-year-old mother of five, fluent in telepathy, a possessor of genetic memory, a genius and scholar. Harriett holds the equivalent of a PhD in philosophy, biology, chemistry, physics, astronomy, and the Homo sapiens’ concept of the humanities. Her understanding of mathematics and logic are beyond Homo sapiens’ current comprehension. Harriett is a thinker, a wise osprey, especially distinguished for her expertise in the Homo sapiens problem.
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1 Response to A Baby Gremlin – The Doctor Begins to Swear

  1. Mom’s job is to BRAG on her offspring! 🙂

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