Harriett Raptor
North River, Beaufort, NC
Bio: Eight-year-old mother of five, fluent in telepathy, a possessor of genetic memory, a genius and scholar. Harriett holds the equivalent of a PhD in philosophy, biology, chemistry, physics, astronomy, and the Homo sapiens’ concept of the humanities. Her understanding of mathematics and logic are beyond Homo sapiens’ current comprehension. Harriett is a thinker, a wise osprey, especially distinguished for her expertise in the Homo sapiens problem.
Osprey Tales 
I Love you Harriett
I love you, too.
I might not ever have shared that this is my favorite bio of anyone, anywhere for all time. Of course I am always jealous of good writing. Good writing that happens to be true, even moreso.