Jimazing to the Rescue

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Song by Harriett Raptor
Released 7/2/2014
Genre: Rhythm and Blues / Southern Rock
Composer: the Doctor

 Jimazing to the Rescue

“Jimazing” (sometimes known as “Jimazing to the Rescue”) is a song thought to be of spontaneous generation on this day 7/2/2014.

The song is about a man (Jimazing) who rescues frustrated IT incompetents at their lowest states of desperation.

In American / English literature, the term Jimazing represents an outstanding person or thing first attested to in 1844, during the industrial revolution. Jimazing solved industrial problems then, just as he solves IT problems today.

It goes like this:

Jimazing to the rescue,
Jimazing to the rescue,
Jimazing to the rescue,
Go, Jimazing,
Go, Jimazing.

Jimazing at the computer screen,
Archaic software, old machine.
Spaghetti code like never seen,
Now it works like a Time Machine.

Jimazing to the rescue,
Jimazing to the rescue,
Jimazing to the rescue,
Go, Jimazing,
Go, Jimazing.

The Doctor’s feeling kind of blue,
Gremlins, IT, Reality too.
Where to start he has no clue.
But having faith, he somehow knew.

Jimazing to the rescue,
Jimazing to the rescue,
Jimazing to the rescue.
Go, Jimazing,
Go, Jimazing.

Eight months of videos squeezed too flat,


😦
Stretched too long, they look like that.

Jim Breezes in, no problem for him,
@#$%½Ж………..In 10 seconds flat.

 

Instant success! Doctor’s chagrin,
Hey, Jimazing, where you been?
Here all along suppressing a grin.
Thanks for the help….Amen

Jimazing to the rescue,
Go, Jimazing,
Go, go, go Jimazing.
Go on, Jimazing,
Jimazing, go!

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Is Jimazing a cat?

About Harriett Raptor

Harriett O. Raptor 8-year-old mother of five, lifelong mate of Ozzie Raptor until he perished last year, fluent in telepathy with The Doctor and possessor of genetic memory. She is an intellectual, a scholar, philosopher and thinker; a wise, learned osprey especially distinguished for her expertise on the H. sapiens problem.
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4 Responses to Jimazing to the Rescue

  1. Tricia says:

    Your talents never cease to amaze me, Curt.

  2. jimazing says:

    I am humbled beyond words… well maybe not completely beyond words. I’m glad I could help.

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