Camera Gremlins

Timeline

Ozzie arrives home…………………………… March 8, 2014
Harriett arrives………………………………… March 9, 2014
Courtship………………………………………….. March 12 – 15, 2014
Nest building ……………………………………..March 15 – 28, 2014
Cloacal kisses……………………………………..March 28 – April 9, 2014
First Egg…………………………………………… April 9, 2014
Second Egg……………………………………….. April 18, 2014

Incubation period = 35 – 42 days
Fledging period = 53 days

Anticipated hatching of eggs – May 14 – May 21

Camera Gremlins

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This camera gremlin is smug. He thinks he has got one up on the Doctor. But, he does not know my Doctor. The Doctor has a plan, a backup plan and one more after that!

“I ain’t gonna let no gremlins mess with me” said the Doctor after a few drinks. His dogs Cleo and Marley agreed, even though they had had none.

This is the plan:
The Doctor will take down the defective camera tomorrow and replace it with the camera he used last year. The image will not be quite as good, but that way we will not miss the hatchings, which he expect to occur May 14 to May 21. That will give him time to determine the best camera for the rest of the season and for the future.

He has sent this message to the intra-galactic technology banks, and expects a response within 4 milli-seconds. With this information plan B and plan C will be developed. The gremlins really have no chance against my man. I’m so proud of him!

“Please help me if you can. I have an osprey nest 150 yards from my back door. I want to place a camera above it, to continuously record their activity, and to make the live streaming available to all internet users as simply as possible. I already have a cable connecting the osprey platform to my house. Cost is not an issue. What camera should I buy? What is the best way to configure the connection to my home and to the WWW? Any guidance would be greatly appreciated”.

Love,
Harriett

About Harriett Raptor

Harriett O. Raptor 8-year-old mother of five, lifelong mate of Ozzie Raptor until he perished last year, fluent in telepathy with The Doctor and possessor of genetic memory. She is an intellectual, a scholar, philosopher and thinker; a wise, learned osprey especially distinguished for her expertise on the H. sapiens problem.
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2 Responses to Camera Gremlins

  1. Ask one of the t.v. stations what cameras they use for their web cams to show the weather in Atlantic Beach, etc.

  2. Thank you for the suggestion. I am consulting a hundred sources at this time. I’ll come up with a good solution. Thank you for your suggestion and your interest. Love Harriett.

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